Quicktime is not a codec, “analog” is not a measure of quality, shut off the dubstep, and get off my lawn.

Video Grandpa is Chris Ostertag. Formerly of IGN and the Northwestern University Advanced Media Production Studio – currently of KLRU, producers of Austin City Limits.  He’s worked on digital imaging in Timbuktu, covered game launches in Japan, and pushed Robert Rodriguez aside on his way to clear a camera track.

He also once did a shot with the creator of Tetris – who, as it turns out, does not like vodka.